Reported by D.D. Staff. (Mudos)   The highly anticipated game from the Inhabitants, aptly titled, "Our Next Game" is in the process of being developed. "There will be several characters, environments, and stuff like that," said Braun Noseior, a spokesperson from the company. "We're trying to appeal specifically to those who like to do things, and we think we've really got something here." When asked to comment on what that something might be, Noseior engaged in a highly dramatic allergic episode and was unable to speak or breathe out of his left nostril for some time.
	(FUD)   A Mudokon referred to as "Alf" has been reported to have gone on a rampage of slapping and cursing this week somewhere in lower Mudos. Sources say that the enraged Mudokon has turned a deep shade of red and only speaks in a mumbled tone of anger. One Mudokon states, "I just asked Alf a simple question, and he blew up! Slapped me right upside the noggen!" Alf was last seen muttering some nonsense about the spelling of "dot-com" and an inordinate number of returned emails. The recent tea shortage could be to blame for this unusual outburst. Regardless, Inhabitants are urged to avoid this known infidel at all costs.		By Crig the Slig What looks to be the only copy of a RuptureFarms employee manual was discovered in the outskirts of the infamous meatpacking plant. The manual was in excellent condition and appears to include the signature of former employee of the month, Abe the Mudokon. Once identified as belonging to the renegade Mud, a bidding war broke out throughout the universe and has not ceased. Extreme bidding traffic from the small continent of Australia as well as VykkersLabs and this newspaper has been reported.
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