Difference between revisions of "Archive:SoulStorm Brew - Employee"
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- Published: 1998
- Host: Oddworld.com
- Format: Published Online
Name: Bill the Mudokon
Age: At LEAST legal working age (we promise!)
Occupation: Necrum Miner
Hobbies: Playing hide‐and‐go‐bump‐into‐walls, Mining for unknown stuff, Drinking SoulStorm Brew, Mining for unknown stuff, Did I mention Mining for unknown stuff?
Family: None to speak of.
Achievements: Uhh, he’s managed to stay alive longer than just about everyone else in his work unit?
Favorite Album: ‘Tommy’ (‘I can really relate to it,’ bemoans Bill)
Favorite Movie: ‘Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Gary Driscoll’
Why his manager chose him: ‘Vice President Aslik tol’ me to pick one, so I picked one. Now FREEZE!’
Quote: ‘Why’s it so dark in here?’