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* Published: 1998
* Published: 1998
* Host: Oddworld.com
* Host: Oddworld.com
* Format: [https://web.archive.org/web/20000301225714/http://www.oddworld.com:80/abes.exoddus/shock/soul.storm.brew_index.htm Publised Online]
* Format: [https://web.archive.org/web/20000229125117/http://oddworld.com:80/abes.exoddus/shock/index.htm Publised Online]
= The Article=
= The Article=

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The Article

Name: Bill the Mudokon

Age: At LEAST legal working age (we promise!)

Occupation: Necrum Miner

Hobbies: Playing hide‐and‐go‐bump‐into‐walls, Mining for unknown stuff, Drinking SoulStorm Brew, Mining for unknown stuff, Did I mention Mining for unknown stuff?

Family: None to speak of.

Achievements: Uhh, he’s managed to stay alive longer than just about everyone else in his work unit?

Favorite Album: ‘Tommy’ (‘I can really relate to it,’ bemoans Bill)

Favorite Movie: ‘Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Gary Driscoll’

Why his manager chose him: ‘Vice President Aslik tol’ me to pick one, so I picked one. Now FREEZE!’

Quote: ‘Why’s it so dark in here?’