Slig Valet

Though all Sligs are born to serve, this one believes he was born to entertain. Following his short-lived break as the irritating host of the delightfully sadistic game show "Name That Trauma"; this little green entertainer took a step up from the show business into personal slavery. He briefly captured the limelight again on the leash of the world infamous Lulu the Glockstar, only to find that this celebrity had a self-destructive taste for rare seafood. Through bad times and worse times, he's still sequined up and ready to please.