Wolvarks are lazy, corrupt and sadistic rednecks employed as security guards by Sekto Industries and have been stealing the Grubbs’ land, bombing their villages and banning fishing. They hang or impale any Grubbs they catch fishing. They are incredibly dim and ill‐educated, spending their free time watching the Larry Flinger Show or practising taxidermy. Wolvark strike teams, while remarkably well armed, will lay down their lives in stupidity to serve their duty.

Wolvarks come in the form of Shooters, Grenadiers, Snipers, Semi Autos and Slog Handlers (in Western Mudos, these actually carry Slegs). They also drive Shock Tanks and love road kill.