Dear Alf |
They say the only dumb question is the one that doesn't get asked. Well, I beg to differ. The dumb question is the one that gets asked OVER AND OVER AGAIN! So, before you write, check our list of Most Frequently Asked Questions Q:Glukkons® walk on their hands which suggests to me that they either have very little legs or no legs at all. This has led me to conclude that if a Glukkon is by itself it has no way to defend itself, which made me wonder: How could the Glukkons persuade the sligs and the slig queen to work for them in the first place? Alf: Moolah. Power. Pants. Take your pick. Q: How did Abe® come across his name? I'll guess that the Glukkons wouldn't waste their "valuable" time naming their slaves, so who did? Did the Mudokon Queen Sam name him at birth, and if so how did he remember it? Alf: Mudokons name each other. It's a lot less confusing that saying, "Hey, you!" all the time. Q: Alf, are you an ex-RuptureFarms-slave saved by Abe or were you a wild Mudokon who joined him on the quest for Necrum? Alf: I wish I knew. Thanks to my SoulStorm® Brew addiction, I have these ...uh ... blackouts. Sometimes I just forget what...uh forget ... What was the question, again? Q: Speaking of names, do Sligs have names? If so, who names them? If not, are they identified by numbers (like all the fan-fiction writers seem to believe)? Alf: Yes, Sligs have names. They earn them in the cr¸che, after graduating from Slaughter School. Q: What are rats? What are Sea Rexes? What are Mudflubs?
Q:Why do you torture us by not explaining anything clearly??
Q: Will the "meeches" shown in the Abe's Exoddus starting fmv on a poster labeled "extinct" ever resurface in a later game?
Q: Will the Big Bro Sligs be a tough enemy in Munch's Oddysee?
Q: Does Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee have bosses? Will Munch and Abe fight the
Glukkon queen?
Q: Will there be a game without Abe? Will there be a game that goes back to when the Meeches were around?
Q: Hey Alf, what're the chances of Abe's Oddysee and Exoddus being re-released for Xbox? You know, all-on-one-disc-for-a-budget-price kinda thing? Go on! Please?
Q: I would like to know how far the emotion engine goes in the means of
helping out hope-shattered slaves. I mean, will it be much more of a caring, nurturing thing when you meet up with a beaten Mudokon, or, and I mean these words, will it be more of a pat on the shoulder, a quick "sorry," and "ok" response, then the Mudokon follows you? I hate to say it, but the situations I described that appeared in Exoddus seemed soul-less & empty. That's not really what happens, which made it kind of unrealistic. Know what I mean?
Q: Hey, Alf, in Munch's Oddysee will be able to control Mudokons with Vykkers.
Q: Abe's Exoddus was Abe's Odyssee's bonus game. Will Hand of Odd be Munch's Odyssee's bonus game or will there be a Munch's Exoddus?
Q: Yo, did the Vykkers scientists saw their own feet off or something? They have
stitched up stumps.
Q: Will we be seeing any appearances by any of the "extinct" races of Oddworld, like some secrete secluded area where meeches still thrive?
Q: I thought Scrabs were solitary creatures that hated each other; so why are there cinematics on the site in which you see Scrabs in herds?
Q: Will there ever be Slig without its mask in Munch's Oddysee? Will we ever see what they look like without a mask on?
Q: Hi, Alf. Slurgs eat Fleech offal, right? Offal is not poop, so why does everybody seem to act as if it is?
Q: Are Glukkons and Sligs related biologically/evolutionary speaking? What about Elums and interns?
Q: Does the Almighty Raisin belong to a species?
Q: If some Sligs are fairly wealthy, and some Glukkons are really poor, then could a Slig buy a Glukkon slave?
Q: Did RuptureFarms make food out of Elums?
Q: How do greeters balance?
Q: Will there ever be a film about Oddworld?
Q: What's the average yearly rainfall in Oddworld?
Q: What sports do free Mudokons play?
Q: Who was the fattest person and how heavy?
Q: Are you a virgin?
Q: After looking over the skull schematic of a Mudokon, I couldn't help noticing that there appeared to be the Mudokon's long lost nostrils at the top of its head. Alf, is that where your nostrils are located?
Q: How do Glukkons sleep? Do they rest on their forearms, sleep standing up, or lay down on couch/hammock/bed/etc.?
Q: Abe is 15, and Munch is 18. How old are they in human years?
Q:Glukkons have small eyes, which are very sensitive to the light, does this mean you can blind them by smashing windows to make sunlight come through?
Q: Will you be able to talk to Interns and help Interns get what they want from life?
Q: I heard that you will be able to make the profit makers of the game bankrupt by stealing their credit cards, is this be true?
Q: How many endings will they be to Munch's Oddysee, please make at least four endings!!!
Q: Is the Oddworld team still going to include lethal weaponry or only non-lethal like the Blitz-Packer??
Q: was reading in a book and came across a section that explained the color
and meaning of auras. The text reads:
"A stong presence of red indicates a willfull personality; it may signify
selfishness, physical strength, or powers of leadership. Green is the color
of nature and healing, but may reveal a deceitful character. Orange is an
indicator of physical health. A strong yellow presence reveals intellectual
abilities. Blue refers to one's religious or spiritual state: the deeper the
blue, the more enlightened the individual. Black is the color of death,
malice, or evil. And gray indicates a depressed or melancholy personality."
-From 'Facts and Fallacies' by Reader's Digest.
This made me wonder about the color of Mudokons. Was this the inspiration
for their colors? Blue, green (and I think I've seen orange somewhere, but I
could be wrong!). Thank you for your time.
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