Archive:Dear Alf 02/q2
Q: I have always wondered why Abe™ never cut the stitches from his mouth? I mean I can understand in Abe's Oddysee® but after he got out of RuptureFarms why didn't he get some one to give him the snip?
Alf: Abe says the stitches are both a reminder and a badge of honor. Me, I think he's been hit in the head too much.