Archive:Dear Alf 08/q2

Q: I was wondering if you could add a web poll to your site? Also, what do (or did) Meeches look like?

Alf: I'll see what I can do about the web poll. I have personally never seen a Meech, either first hand or in photographs. Some say they looked like small hairy pancakes that left trails of sticky mucous on the ground. Legend has it that on any given day, one could witness swarms of Meeches squirming by the millions over the placid fields of Mudos.