Archive:Dear Alf 02/q3

Q: I have been reading through fact files of Abe, and it says he has no…manhood. HOWEVER, in Abe's Exoddus™, when he is shot out of the mines, he lands on a kind of pole. He acts as though he busted his u-know-what. Why???

Alf: It's not the size—it's the motion.