Archive:Dear Alf 08/q12

Q: What's up with Mudokons' body? I can understand you're thin when you're slaves, but free Mudokons also look anorexic!

Alf: What is this sick pre-occupation with body-types? Is this what modern media has done to our youth? Listen, if you are overweight and feel a certain jealousy toward the slim figure of a Mudokon, that is a problem that you yourself must deal with.