Archive:Dear Alf 08/q17

Q: Hi, Alf. I've got some questions for you here (yes, more). I've kept them as Universal as I can think them to be, so I hope you don't spot any that are really ‘knucklehead.’ Why is that Slig wearing a dress on the right of the Land Muggers picture?

Alf: That is a game show host (ess). Since all sligs are male (except the queen, and she's as big as a house literally) that has to be a guy slig in a dress. He's following in the fine tradition of Milton Berle and Monty Python and RuPaul.