| Announcement from the Oddworld Dream
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LED screen in New 'n' Tasty
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. All Sligs on Red Shift must report for mandatory target practice immediately. All Mudokons not currently on duty must report for mandatory targetting immediately. That is all.
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Off-duty Mudokons report to Slig bunks for target practice.
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. Nominations for the next Employee of the Year should be submitted to the recycler in the Slog Kennels ASAP. That is all.
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Address all complaints to your nearest meat grinder.
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. Would Mudokon repair workers please exterminate the Boombat infestation in the boiler room with extreme caution. That is all.
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Boombat infestation in boiler room. Address with caution!
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. Due to the recent wage increase demanded by the Hunting Division, Sligs must take their Slogs to the meat grinding area by the end of the day. That is all.
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Trade your old Slogs for new and get free Slog chow.
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. A fire drill will occur at some point today. Would all Third Class Floor Waxers report to the lab to prepare for immolation. That is all.
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Fire drill later today. Prepare for immolation.
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. Sponsored landmine trials are now in operation throughout the factory. That is all.
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Sponsored landmine trials now in operation.
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| Attention all employees, this is your boss. Any meat found in your pants will be recinded without trial. That is all.
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Rupture Farms meat inspectors expect full complicity.
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