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Vykkers Labs: “For Every Fuzzle’s Cry We Learn Why”
Manufacturing fine consumer products for a really long time (trust us), Vykkers Labs is a hub of product innovation - be it improvementss in Chlorine-Laxatives or Hyper-Caffeination - Vykkers Labs is at the vanguard.

HUMPHREY VYKKERS
Executive Implant And Brand Manager, Genius
Consumer Pharmaceutical Division
Vykkers Labs, Ltd.

After climbing the corporate ladder four rungs at a time, Humphrey Vykkers has clawed himself to the top of the Pharmaceutical products game. Starting his career in the Vykkers Fine Foods Division, Humphrey revolutionized the Gabbiar production process, developing an efficient netting system which increased the yield of captured Gabbits by a staggering 500%. As Gabbiar profits soared, Humphrey was promoted to lead the Snack Food Additives Group where he converted useless toxic waste into highly profitable food preservatives. From there, Humphrey rocketed to his current position as Implant and Brand Manager for the whole raft of fine Vykkers products in every market segment, from GumRot brand baby food additives to the potent Butt-Flo line of "easy-out" laxatives. Currently, Humphrey has been burning the midnight oil (and more than a few Fuzzles!) on his latest top secret projects.

IRWIN VYKKERS
Senior Pain Director
Consumer Pharmaceutical Division
Vykkers Labs, Ltd.

Irwin Vykkers does not consider himself a genius -- rather, he's the doc that does not hestitate to get his own claws dirty in making projects happen despite the obstacles in bringing a product to market. No "Ivory Tower" researcher, Irwin methodically tests all Vykkers products (even those that have been discontinued), in every conceivable format. For Irwin, quality is its own reward, no matter how many Fuzzles are flayed, burned, electrocuted, melted, beaten or vivisected to prove it.

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